Is there a bridge around here anywhere?

Picked up the minivan two, count them...go ahead. It won't take long. One. Two. Two stinkin' days ago and what did I do? I clipped the gutter on the house next door with my passenger mirror. Yep. Uh-huh. Nice. So now the mirror has a beautiful white mark on it. It'll buff out, but. Shit. Not my week. I want to open a door and slam it shut against my head....