Monday, September 17, 2007

Taking responsibility for your actions...

First of all I have to say...I have PINK on. PINK, people. I don't wear pink. I don't even own pink. I had to borrow from Roni who, BTW, is the pink queen. Roni is also in pink. Why would I subject myself to such an unflattering color on me? For Terry. Dammit, if she doesn't get PINK today, I'm gonna spit. Today I bought a Miller Chill. A single one. Let me explain. This nectar of the gods has brought me luck in Kevin's case. The first time I bought one, I got the OUT call. The next time I bought one, I got the PINK call. Tonight, I want to drink to Terry's PINK.

Next...So the night before last, Kevin woke up at 1 and 5:15AM....getting a little longer between wake ups, right? Well, last night he woke up at 1AM and did not get up a second time! WooHoo! He woke as usual at around 6:30AM. Nice. I can't wait to see if this continues. Maybe he's getting a little more comfortable in his surroundings?

Finally...Kevin is a sloppy eater. Sure, maybe it's partly my fault for the disaster that his face and bib becomes, but if the boy wouldn't shuck and jive like he thinks he's a damn hip hop dancer, this shit wouldn't happen. The boy needs to take some responsibility for his own actions. Gotta teach them young, after all...

Behold!

4 comments:

Pug Mom said...

He's got Spanish blood :) He's just trying to teach you to Salsa. Although not all us Latinos are born with that dancing gene - he's a lucky fella.

Baby John's Crib said...

Oh yeah, teach that boy some responsibility, dammit! Once you've done it, let me know what you did - mine comes home from daycare each day with most of his lunch in his hair. He is too cute for words!

If you want an even bigger mess, give his some avacado.

Terry said...

Thanks for wearing pink today, honey. Now take it off and put on black because all of this pink isn't working. I'm officially in mourning. Obviously, no pink today, but thanks for thinking about us. Now go ahead and have your drink...and pick up an extra one for me.

Terry

Melissa said...

You make me laugh!

Hoping and praying Terry gets pink soon!